Signing up

This is where you will sign up to become a minion of the Nevermores, a group of super awesome people aiding me in my take over of the world. But before you make any effort to do so, let me explain the whole thing.

There are certain ranks for those who serve me. Those ranks are as follows:

Minion: You start as a minion. You are my generic servant, the lowest of the low. Needless to say, if you are a true overlord at heart, you will not be satisfied with this position, and you will stay there until you die, like the redshirt you are (Please note: That was a geek reference. There will be many of those). When you are a minion, you can get promoted for recruiting others for my army, for following orders flawlessly, for aiding me in any way, and simply because I might feel like it at the time. There can be an unlimited number of minions in this organization.

Henchmen: This is one step up from minion. It is not as degrading. You are not required to do the more unpleasant tasks assigned to minions. You will be required to follow orders, but you are allowed to question them to make me decide if they are really relevant. Believe it or not, this is an advantage. There are a limited number of Minions. We'll say, perhaps, six for now. That number will change with time.

Designer: This is a job for the people who create things for the Nevermores - signs, banners, GIFs, and more real things - official crests, uniforms, etc. Please bear in mind, you may be asked to make a physical version of any of those things. Obviously you won't be handing them out like candy to anyone, but digital photos are miracles, and are worth of their own posts. There is only one Designer, but he or she may have personal minions to assist them. This job is for the truly dedicated - do you have what it takes? This job requires either a volunteer, or a voluntold (someone who is told to volunteer).

Publicist/recruiter: Your job is to get members no matter what the cost. Must have a large amount of internet contacts. Please, recruit all you can. We need everyone. There is only one recruiter, but everyone is asked to assist.

Mercenary: This is someone who is past henchman. They are a fairly important group - they don't follow orders, as such. They move as a body, and are always ready. My top men. There are, perhaps, ten of them, though that number will change.

Lieutenant: Only one. He will be my top man. Follows orders, but offers suggestions. Is responsible for delivering punishments or offering rewards. Can suggest news and posts. The closest you can get to overlord.

OVERLORD: Me. Supreme ruler of everything.


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In the comments of this post you can sign up, using this sheet:


Name (note: No good villain gives away his true name):
Age (Ditto, but I want it to within five years of accuracy):

Reason for joining:

Skills, such as languages, designing, coding, hacking, etc:

Desired position (You'll start as minion, though):


Thanks for investigating. Up soon will be news, ideas, orders, etc. Looking forward to ruling you all!