I'm really not sure how this is going to work. I need more minions, but how do you make a life of servitude to an overlord sound like an attractive job offer? I've got no idea, but there has to be some way.
Any ideas, people (by which, I mean, of course, person)?
Monday, August 13, 2012
Thursday, August 9, 2012
Logo
Designed by Lerma Dӓnske, I present to you the official logo of the Nevermores.
So, the next time you're doing evil on the internet, post this.
Thursday, August 2, 2012
Well, well...!
When I put this up, I admit, I didn't actually anticipate anyone to, y'know, actually sign up or anything. Of course, I am delighted to have a new minion, so I shall try and continue on with this path.
If it wasn't so very un-evil over-lordly, I would be begging for forgiveness and apologizing for not posting in... How many months now? Fortunately, I am not one of those mere mortals, and so have no qualms.
Still, there is the problem of only having one minion who seems to be active. This is cause for some difficulties. The solution? Recruiting, and of course, advertising.
Lerma Dӓnske, I am pleased to welcome you to a life of servitude to evilness, and all that blather. Speaking a foreign language, even without complete fluency, is imperative for international relationships, such as buying explosives and weaponry. Blowing up a Hoover actually guarantees you a position, so if anyone else wants to try, please do. You are now in the role of Designer. Like all other positions, you will be expected to follow orders, recruit others, and of course, not stab me in the back.
You have your first assignment: Give the Nevermores a crest or insignia. Make it something simple, but elegant, and preferably something dark or evil. Have you an account on Deviant Art? If not, I advise you create one (they're free) or post the finished product on your own blog(s) or find some other way to post it on the internet.
Once this is finished, I will use this design as part of an advertisement to attract more minions to my cause.
Overlord Update:
Position currently most needed: Publicist.
Current location: Gothica.
Current Scheme: In progress.
If it wasn't so very un-evil over-lordly, I would be begging for forgiveness and apologizing for not posting in... How many months now? Fortunately, I am not one of those mere mortals, and so have no qualms.
Still, there is the problem of only having one minion who seems to be active. This is cause for some difficulties. The solution? Recruiting, and of course, advertising.
Lerma Dӓnske, I am pleased to welcome you to a life of servitude to evilness, and all that blather. Speaking a foreign language, even without complete fluency, is imperative for international relationships, such as buying explosives and weaponry. Blowing up a Hoover actually guarantees you a position, so if anyone else wants to try, please do. You are now in the role of Designer. Like all other positions, you will be expected to follow orders, recruit others, and of course, not stab me in the back.
You have your first assignment: Give the Nevermores a crest or insignia. Make it something simple, but elegant, and preferably something dark or evil. Have you an account on Deviant Art? If not, I advise you create one (they're free) or post the finished product on your own blog(s) or find some other way to post it on the internet.
Once this is finished, I will use this design as part of an advertisement to attract more minions to my cause.
Overlord Update:
Position currently most needed: Publicist.
Current location: Gothica.
Current Scheme: In progress.
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