I apologize (oh wait- no I don't! Ah, it's so fun to be a total jerk) for my lack of communication in the past, oh, however long it's been. I've been spreading evil in sunny California, which isn't actually as sunny as you might think, especially since my weather-changing ray struck, and they now get clouds on Tuesdays. Hold the applause, please.
Ahem.
Little has changed as far as overlord status goes. No more minions that I am aware of, no sudden changes, or anything like that. So, for the next few days/weeks/months/whatever, I'm going to be focusing on publicity, by joining any site that I can, that will get me some possible visitors (Deviantart, other blogs, a few misc. websites I know). If there are any possible sites that would be good for publicity, please inform me.
The Californian incident will soon be up in the other blog (Egotistical Ramblings of a Teenage Antagonist) so if you want to check that out, you'll be able to see why it was SO not my fault, and all that. Actually, I personally think it was rather successful. Anyhoo.
Also, I recently broke into a bank, with success, I might add, and walked (limped, I suppose) away with over a hundred grand. I'd say that's not bad for a day's work, and it'll help to keep the fortress heated, and perhaps even enough to afford air-conditioning, since I am, after all, establishing my reign of terror on a tropical island. You wouldn't believe how hot dark, evil cloaks can be.
That is all.
Sunday, September 16, 2012
Monday, August 13, 2012
Overlord Update
I'm really not sure how this is going to work. I need more minions, but how do you make a life of servitude to an overlord sound like an attractive job offer? I've got no idea, but there has to be some way.
Any ideas, people (by which, I mean, of course, person)?
Any ideas, people (by which, I mean, of course, person)?
Thursday, August 9, 2012
Logo
Designed by Lerma Dӓnske, I present to you the official logo of the Nevermores.
So, the next time you're doing evil on the internet, post this.
Thursday, August 2, 2012
Well, well...!
When I put this up, I admit, I didn't actually anticipate anyone to, y'know, actually sign up or anything. Of course, I am delighted to have a new minion, so I shall try and continue on with this path.
If it wasn't so very un-evil over-lordly, I would be begging for forgiveness and apologizing for not posting in... How many months now? Fortunately, I am not one of those mere mortals, and so have no qualms.
Still, there is the problem of only having one minion who seems to be active. This is cause for some difficulties. The solution? Recruiting, and of course, advertising.
Lerma Dӓnske, I am pleased to welcome you to a life of servitude to evilness, and all that blather. Speaking a foreign language, even without complete fluency, is imperative for international relationships, such as buying explosives and weaponry. Blowing up a Hoover actually guarantees you a position, so if anyone else wants to try, please do. You are now in the role of Designer. Like all other positions, you will be expected to follow orders, recruit others, and of course, not stab me in the back.
You have your first assignment: Give the Nevermores a crest or insignia. Make it something simple, but elegant, and preferably something dark or evil. Have you an account on Deviant Art? If not, I advise you create one (they're free) or post the finished product on your own blog(s) or find some other way to post it on the internet.
Once this is finished, I will use this design as part of an advertisement to attract more minions to my cause.
Overlord Update:
Position currently most needed: Publicist.
Current location: Gothica.
Current Scheme: In progress.
If it wasn't so very un-evil over-lordly, I would be begging for forgiveness and apologizing for not posting in... How many months now? Fortunately, I am not one of those mere mortals, and so have no qualms.
Still, there is the problem of only having one minion who seems to be active. This is cause for some difficulties. The solution? Recruiting, and of course, advertising.
Lerma Dӓnske, I am pleased to welcome you to a life of servitude to evilness, and all that blather. Speaking a foreign language, even without complete fluency, is imperative for international relationships, such as buying explosives and weaponry. Blowing up a Hoover actually guarantees you a position, so if anyone else wants to try, please do. You are now in the role of Designer. Like all other positions, you will be expected to follow orders, recruit others, and of course, not stab me in the back.
You have your first assignment: Give the Nevermores a crest or insignia. Make it something simple, but elegant, and preferably something dark or evil. Have you an account on Deviant Art? If not, I advise you create one (they're free) or post the finished product on your own blog(s) or find some other way to post it on the internet.
Once this is finished, I will use this design as part of an advertisement to attract more minions to my cause.
Overlord Update:
Position currently most needed: Publicist.
Current location: Gothica.
Current Scheme: In progress.
Tuesday, June 19, 2012
Website
Okay, the Nevermores now have their own website that is separate from blogger. Please, feel free to visit here, at thenevermores.webs.com
You can sign up both here and at the website. Hopefully you'll be present on both.
That is all for now.
You can sign up both here and at the website. Hopefully you'll be present on both.
That is all for now.
Monday, June 11, 2012
Signing up
This is where you will sign up to become a minion of the Nevermores, a group of super awesome people aiding me in my take over of the world. But before you make any effort to do so, let me explain the whole thing.
There are certain ranks for those who serve me. Those ranks are as follows:
Minion: You start as a minion. You are my generic servant, the lowest of the low. Needless to say, if you are a true overlord at heart, you will not be satisfied with this position, and you will stay there until you die, like the redshirt you are (Please note: That was a geek reference. There will be many of those). When you are a minion, you can get promoted for recruiting others for my army, for following orders flawlessly, for aiding me in any way, and simply because I might feel like it at the time. There can be an unlimited number of minions in this organization.
Henchmen: This is one step up from minion. It is not as degrading. You are not required to do the more unpleasant tasks assigned to minions. You will be required to follow orders, but you are allowed to question them to make me decide if they are really relevant. Believe it or not, this is an advantage. There are a limited number of Minions. We'll say, perhaps, six for now. That number will change with time.
Designer: This is a job for the people who create things for the Nevermores - signs, banners, GIFs, and more real things - official crests, uniforms, etc. Please bear in mind, you may be asked to make a physical version of any of those things. Obviously you won't be handing them out like candy to anyone, but digital photos are miracles, and are worth of their own posts. There is only one Designer, but he or she may have personal minions to assist them. This job is for the truly dedicated - do you have what it takes? This job requires either a volunteer, or a voluntold (someone who is told to volunteer).
Publicist/recruiter: Your job is to get members no matter what the cost. Must have a large amount of internet contacts. Please, recruit all you can. We need everyone. There is only one recruiter, but everyone is asked to assist.
Mercenary: This is someone who is past henchman. They are a fairly important group - they don't follow orders, as such. They move as a body, and are always ready. My top men. There are, perhaps, ten of them, though that number will change.
Lieutenant: Only one. He will be my top man. Follows orders, but offers suggestions. Is responsible for delivering punishments or offering rewards. Can suggest news and posts. The closest you can get to overlord.
OVERLORD: Me. Supreme ruler of everything.
PleasenoteIreservethefullrighttokillyouandtakeyourstuffandpromoteordemoteyouasIseefit.
In the comments of this post you can sign up, using this sheet:
Name (note: No good villain gives away his true name):
Age (Ditto, but I want it to within five years of accuracy):
Reason for joining:
Skills, such as languages, designing, coding, hacking, etc:
Desired position (You'll start as minion, though):
Thanks for investigating. Up soon will be news, ideas, orders, etc. Looking forward to ruling you all!
There are certain ranks for those who serve me. Those ranks are as follows:
Minion: You start as a minion. You are my generic servant, the lowest of the low. Needless to say, if you are a true overlord at heart, you will not be satisfied with this position, and you will stay there until you die, like the redshirt you are (Please note: That was a geek reference. There will be many of those). When you are a minion, you can get promoted for recruiting others for my army, for following orders flawlessly, for aiding me in any way, and simply because I might feel like it at the time. There can be an unlimited number of minions in this organization.
Henchmen: This is one step up from minion. It is not as degrading. You are not required to do the more unpleasant tasks assigned to minions. You will be required to follow orders, but you are allowed to question them to make me decide if they are really relevant. Believe it or not, this is an advantage. There are a limited number of Minions. We'll say, perhaps, six for now. That number will change with time.
Designer: This is a job for the people who create things for the Nevermores - signs, banners, GIFs, and more real things - official crests, uniforms, etc. Please bear in mind, you may be asked to make a physical version of any of those things. Obviously you won't be handing them out like candy to anyone, but digital photos are miracles, and are worth of their own posts. There is only one Designer, but he or she may have personal minions to assist them. This job is for the truly dedicated - do you have what it takes? This job requires either a volunteer, or a voluntold (someone who is told to volunteer).
Publicist/recruiter: Your job is to get members no matter what the cost. Must have a large amount of internet contacts. Please, recruit all you can. We need everyone. There is only one recruiter, but everyone is asked to assist.
Mercenary: This is someone who is past henchman. They are a fairly important group - they don't follow orders, as such. They move as a body, and are always ready. My top men. There are, perhaps, ten of them, though that number will change.
Lieutenant: Only one. He will be my top man. Follows orders, but offers suggestions. Is responsible for delivering punishments or offering rewards. Can suggest news and posts. The closest you can get to overlord.
OVERLORD: Me. Supreme ruler of everything.
PleasenoteIreservethefullrighttokillyouandtakeyourstuffandpromoteordemoteyouasIseefit.
In the comments of this post you can sign up, using this sheet:
Name (note: No good villain gives away his true name):
Age (Ditto, but I want it to within five years of accuracy):
Reason for joining:
Skills, such as languages, designing, coding, hacking, etc:
Desired position (You'll start as minion, though):
Thanks for investigating. Up soon will be news, ideas, orders, etc. Looking forward to ruling you all!
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